Barenaked Ladies - Be My Yoko Ono

If there's someone you can live without, then do so.
If there's someone you can just shove out, well do so.

You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.

Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love?
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and and and hand in glove
Now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain
To have you hanging off my ankle like some ball and chain.

(If you like)
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.

Be my Yoko
Oh no, here we go,
Our life is just one big pun.
Ono, here we go as Yoko sings
Aieee!

I know that when I say this, I may be stepping on pins and needles;
But I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.
Don't blame it on Yokey
I mean, if I was John and you were Yoko,
I would gladly give up musical genius
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.

(Hit it)
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.

Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.
Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.
Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.